flawless individuals
I SHIP BRITTANA
{ Glee }
proudly so.

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY IS APPARENTLY OCTOBER 11TH AND THAT’S MY BIRTHDAY I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OMFG

the-box-ticker:

Five Things You Should Know About Bisexuals
"The bisexual community is the only entity defining what bisexual actually means. You are nothing but a tourist borrowing our terminology."
Bi-Trans Activist in answer to yet another self-styled "LGBT" group insisting that Gay Men and Lesbian Women have both the right to dictate what it means to be Bisexual and the right to disregard what the actual Bisexual Community historically says it is. (via bialogue-group)

ex0skeletal:

Fun shark attack facts:

  • In 1996, toilets injured 43,000 Americans a year. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, 2,600 Americans were injured by room fresheners. Sharks injured 13.
  • In 1996, buckets and pails injured almost 11,000 Americans. Sharks injured 13.
  • For every human killed by a shark, humans kill approximately two million sharks.

Conclusions:

  1. Humans are assholes.
  2. Sharks are not assholes.
  3. Apparently everyone in 1996 lived in a real-life infomercial.

histrionicintrovert:

Hi, yes, I would like some bi characters in your gay fiction that aren’t dishonest and manipulative about their sexual exploits and don’t serve as foils to the innocent gay kid, please.

That awkward bi moment

thatawkwardbimoment:

when, instead of supposedly getting the best of both worlds, you get unfair prejudice in both of them.

katandthemouse:

tilthingsarebrighter:

"When you dress like that it’s like putting a steak in front of a dog; what do you expect?"
Peanut butter is basically my dog’s favorite thing in the world.
You know why she’s not even touching it?
I said “no.”
cynicallys:

"i just need a person" or "i just used a person"
i feel like the original way you read it says a lot about you