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sometimes i forget i’m in college and that i actually have to get out of bed to go to class

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

watershiphobbits:

If you are a man who thinks it’s funny to make misogynist jokes purely to make your female friends uncomfortable/angry, then you are a misogynist.  It is not “just a joke.”  You literally are finding humor in the discomfort and dehumanization of women.  You are not helping, you are not making satire.  You are just being misogynist.

Yes, this includes you gay men.

  • Me: *sees skeleton decorations in store*
  • Me: *breathes*
  • Mom: no

pinkiepony:

Please love your pets because their lives are short and they’ve seen you naked or having sex or masturbating or all three and they still love you.

asturoid:

d-dracarys-s:


art student hair
  • person: you speak French?
  • me: yeah
  • person: SAY SOMETHING IN FRENCH
  • me: Ne tombe pas amoureux de gens comme moi. Je t'amènerai aux musées, aux parcs, aux monuments, et t'embrasserai devant chaque bel endroit pour que tu ne puisse jamais y retourner sans me goûter comme le sang sur ta bouche. Je te détruirai des plus belles façons possibles. Et quand je partirai, tu comprendras finalement pourquoi les tempêtes sont nommées comme les gens.

stellamariajasey:

If you ever want to date me keep in mind:
•I’m extremely whiny and annoying when sick/tired
•I constantly make whimpering noises when trying to get comfy
•I will steal your clothes all the time
•I will probably take pictures of you all the time
•I’ll periodically make you pull over if I see something I think would make a cool picture

pinkvelourtracksuit:

after u check the bae’s instagram

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

Doing laundry in college

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