flawless individuals
I SHIP BRITTANA
{ Glee }
proudly so.
humansofnewyork:

"He wants to go home."
humansofnewyork:

"Her parents know about me. They just don’t know about us."
humansofnewyork:

“If you could give a piece of advice to yourself at the age of eighteen, what would it be?”“Have more sex.”

khaleesiofhale:

deanckles:

I want a story about a gay girl disguising herself as a guy to get into an all boy school. When she meets her roommate, he happens to have a banging personality and a very pleasing face. The girl has a sexuality crisis because she starts to fall for the roommate but in reality, the roommate is actually another girl disguised as a guy so that she can attend the school

#the entire school is just gay girls dressed as guys in hopes of attending the school (via buttergin)

sorry:

When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant that I threw everything that was visible into somewhere that wasn’t visible

kimkhollywoodposts:

so as a joke i did this to my boyfriend. :’) he hasn’t replied in 4 hours HAHAHAHAHA, shit.
kimkhollywoodposts:

As per requested, PART 2 of my Kim Kardashian: Hollywood game prank to my boyfriend! I seriously can’t stop laughing at his seriousness. HAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!
Part 1

exactable:

seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.

mcsasspants:

on a date in the kim k game

me: will you excuse me for a second?

me: *gets on a plane to miami searching in all the trees, fire hydrants, birds to find energy*

me: *gets back*

me: now where were we?

  • baby: d... d... d...
  • father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
  • baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
  • baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
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